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About me:Age: Old enough to know better, young enough to forget.Specialty: Standing in the kitchen at 8:47PM wondering what year it is.I may have possible sundowners and vestibular dysfuntion, but I prefer to think of it as evening existentialism, interpretive walking, and freestyle balance. Sometimes I bark at absolutely nothing. (Or maybe it's ghosts. We can't rule it out.)Occasionally I tilt my head like I'm judging you from another dimension.My walk? Think runway model who just stepped off a boat.At night, I may wander the house like a tiny security guard who forgot his assignment.But listen... I am also 87% cuddle bug, 12% confusion, and 1% dramatic pause.My superpowers are that I can fall asleep mid-existential crisis. I will lean into you like you are my emotional support human. And I make every day feel slightly whimsical and unpredictable. Ideal home: Someone who appreciates a little wobble in their walk.A human who says `it's ok, buddy` at least 14 times per evening.Soft lighting, Calm vibes, possibly a faint soundtrack of smooth jazz.I may zig when others zag, I may stare at a wall like it owes me money, but I will love you with every slightly off balance step. May need a Belly band in the house or a very dedicated person willing to work on house training.ADOPT ME. LET'S BE CONFUSED TOGETHER.