More about Warren

I’m currently a cute, squishy baby with oversized paws and zero awareness of personal space. Don’t be fooled though—those paws are a promise. I will grow into them. Probably faster than you think. I’m searching for a human (or humans) who: Understands that “large breed puppy” means big dog energy loading… Is prepared for training, patience, and the occasional stolen sock Doesn’t mind being lovingly body-checked by 60+ pounds of enthusiasm in the near future My hobbies include: Sitting on laps that are clearly not built for me Chewing things I definitely shouldn’t Learning commands… selectively Practicing my future career as a couch-stealing professional I will need: Consistent training (because I’m cute now, but I’ll be huge later) Exercise, structure, and enrichment Someone who laughs instead of panics when I trip over my own feet If you’re ready for a loyal best friend who will grow from “adorable potato” into “majestic, slightly chaotic giant,” then congratulations—you might be my person. Apply now. I promise to love you forever and only eat some of your belongings.