More about Kipper

Meet Kipper: 75 Pounds of Drama, Cuddles, and Loyalty No adoption fee for the lucky person who adopts Kipper! Breed Mix: Doberman(ish) – DNA says 54% Doberman, 13% Great Pyrenees, 12% Labrador, and the rest is a delightful mystery Age: 5 years, 5 months (born Oct 2020, a Libra if you're into that) Current Mood: Slightly suspicious and very protective Eye Color: Brown, and yes, they're judging you Training: Knows more commands than your average toddler Fence: Required — he needs his own turf to patrol Good with: Adults who get him Not good with: Kids, cats, or drama from other dogs  Who is Kipper? Kipper is a house-trained, couch-hogging, treat-sniffing good boy with a serious work ethic when it comes to guarding his people. He’s part Doberman, part goofball, part asshat and 100% devoted to his human — once he decides you're cool, you’re basically royalty. He doesn’t do crates anymore — he’s evolved. But don’t worry he willl if required, he’s a trustworthy gentleman when left alone.  Vocal Talents: Kipper’s got opinions. You’ll know when the mail comes, when a leaf moves, or when he’s ready for some ear scratches. His bark says “stranger danger,” but his heart says “bring it on.” He also does this weird Wookiee-speak when he’s happy. It’s weird. It’s adorable.  Smarter Than Your Ex This dog knows a lot and has been schooled in proper obedience! He’s so food-motivated he’d probably learn how to file your taxes if kibble was involved. He LOVES training games and mental challenges. Hide his treats and watch the detective go to work. Agatha Christie wishes she had this nose. Kipper needs a job!!! Let’s Get Physical Kipper needs daily workouts and a fenced yard. Prefers games of fetch in the yard, walks around the block, or trick training in the living room — he’s game.  ⚠️ Stranger Danger Here’s the tea: Kipper does not welcome strangers with open paws. He thinks he’s a bouncer at the exclusive club that is your home. Barking, growling, snapping disaproval — he’ll do what it takes to keep the weirdos out (including your friends). BUT — and it’s a big but — if you introduce people calmly, on his terms, he’ll come around. He might still be suspect of them, but rest assured and know, no one will be messing with you or your stuff when Kipper is present.  Kipper’s Dream Home: No other pets, thank you very much. No kids — not because he’s mean, just because he’s overstimulated and they are slightly dramatic. A fenced yard, a comfy couch, lotsa treats and some balls and squeaky toys. Humans who love training, walks, and working with a dog who’s a bit extra, sometimes a complete jerk, but totally worth it. Bonus points if you appreciate a dog who’s emotionally intelligent… and often suspicious of anyone he deems as outsider to his royal circle. Kipper is: ✅ Hilariously expressive-he has a lot to say when he talks ✅ Brilliant and eager to please ✅ Protective ❌ Not here for kids, cats, or dog park politics Kipper is not a dog for the weak minded. Adopter must be dog savvy, smarter then the average Doberman, willing to train and burn off Kippers energy and be ready for the time of your life! If you want a loyal best friend who’s got personality for days, impeccable house manners (potty trained, crate trained!), and a heart of gold (you will have to look deep under a very protective layer), Kipper just might be your guy. Apply now to adopt Kipper! He’s ready to patrol your home, love you fiercely, and possibly narrate your life with his dramatic vocals. Apply today, all adoption fees waived to the right home!  www.uniteddobermanrescue.org